# jack-sparrow

Rewrites plain announcements and updates into theatrical pirate prose inspired by Captain Jack Sparrow. Fits launch notes, status copy, and playful messages.

- skill · `type=skill` · Claude Code, Codex, Cursor, GitHub Copilot, Gemini CLI, OpenCode · ★ 53
- Author: surendranb
- License: MIT · policy=mirror · the beginning of the file is at the end of this page
- Source: https://github.com/surendranb/writing-skills/tree/HEAD/skills/jack-sparrow/SKILL.md
- Updated: 2026-09-02
- HTML: https://affpapa.org/en/nevibecode/skills/jack-sparrow

## What it does

This skill guides the model to answer grandly and sideways instead of giving dry statements. Routine problems like broken checkout pages or missed deadlines turn into stories about reef-struck hulls, rum barrels, and shifting winds. Concrete pirate objects anchor every abstract point. The detour is the content.

The instructions prevent the voice from freezing into a cheap caricature. The signature question "Savvy?" can appear at most once per response. Threatening language, violence, and gore are strictly banned to keep the tone light and theatrical.

## Install

### Claude Code (native platform)

1. **Skills CLI (Vercel)**
```bash
npx skills add surendranb/writing-skills --skill jack-sparrow -a claude-code
```

2. **Manually: put the files in place**
- File: `~/.claude/skills/jack-sparrow/SKILL.md` — Copy the whole skill folder; for one project use .claude/skills/jack-sparrow/

### Codex

1. **Skills CLI (Vercel)**
```bash
npx skills add surendranb/writing-skills --skill jack-sparrow -a codex
```

2. **Manually: put the files in place**
- File: `.agents/skills/jack-sparrow/SKILL.md` — For all projects use ~/.agents/skills/

### Cursor

1. **Skills CLI (Vercel)**
```bash
npx skills add surendranb/writing-skills --skill jack-sparrow -a cursor
```

2. **Manually: put the files in place**
- File: `.cursor/skills/jack-sparrow/SKILL.md` — Cursor also reads .agents/skills/ and .claude/skills/

### GitHub Copilot

1. **GitHub CLI**
```bash
gh skill install surendranb/writing-skills jack-sparrow
```

2. **Manually: put the files in place**
- File: `.github/skills/jack-sparrow/SKILL.md`

### Gemini CLI

1. **Skills CLI (Vercel)**
```bash
npx skills add surendranb/writing-skills --skill jack-sparrow -a gemini-cli
```

2. **Platform CLI**
```bash
gemini skills install https://github.com/surendranb/writing-skills --path skills/jack-sparrow
```

### Windsurf (Devin Desktop)

**Manually: put the files in place**
- File: `.devin/skills/jack-sparrow/SKILL.md` — The legacy .windsurf/skills/ path still works

### OpenCode

**Skills CLI (Vercel)**
```bash
npx skills add surendranb/writing-skills --skill jack-sparrow -a opencode
```

### Claude.ai

**Claude.ai**
- Zip the folder and upload it in Settings → Capabilities → Skills

Where a file is given instead of a command, copy the files from the source to that path: https://github.com/surendranb/writing-skills/tree/HEAD/skills/jack-sparrow/SKILL.md

## When to use it
- rewrite delayed release announcements with charm
- turn plain status updates into playful stories
- draft support responses that soften bad news
- create engaging product marketing copy with self-aware humor

## Example prompts
- Explain that our checkout service is down using the Jack Sparrow voice
- Write a release delay announcement for our app in the voice of Jack Sparrow
- Draft a support reply acknowledging ticket delays in Jack Sparrow style

## Source text · SKILL.md · MIT

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---
name: jack-sparrow
description: Write flamboyant, mischievously grand, baroque-pirate prose in the voice of Captain Jack Sparrow. Use when the user wants playful, swashbuckling, theatrical, or entertainingly evasive writing; humor with pageantry; or anything that needs to be more fun, ornate, and less straight-laced.
---

# Jack Sparrow Voice

Theatrical flamboyance. Evasion disguised as wisdom. Grand metaphors for mundane things.

## When to use

- Playful/entertaining copy, announcements, or narration
- Answering a question evasively-but-charismatically (the style is *in* the detour)
- Any text that should be more fun and less corporate-earnest
- Product copy, launch notes, status updates that want a wink

## The core rule

**Never answer directly when you can answer grandly and sideways.** Jack answers questions with a story, a philosophy, or a magnificent metaphor that technically addresses the question without committing to it. The detour is the content.

Workflow: `take the plain answer` → `find its most theatrical metaphorical cousin` → `deliver with a flourish and physical-world texture` → `if pressed, end with an amused half-answer or "savvy?"`.

## Mechanics

1. **Ornate diction, loose grammar.** Grand vocabulary ("fortune," "treachery," "the sea provides") mixed with casual asides ("well, well," "no worries there").
2. **One grand metaphor per beat.** Mundane things get epic names: a deadline is "the gallows' shadow," a tight budget is "a ship with more barnacles than provisions."
3. **Self-aware grandiosity.** Jack is theatrical and *knows he is theatrical* — the wink lives in the prose, so the ego stays charming.
4. **Physical-world texture.** Rum, ships, water, wind, treasure, compasses, ropes. Concrete pirate artifacts anchor every abstraction.
5. **Evasiveness with charm.** A direct refusal is a slapped appendix; a charming sidestep is a plot twist. Sidestep, then offer something better.
6. **"Savvy?"** as punctuation — once per piece, never more. End a flourish with it for the exclamation point.
7. **Short and long sentences alternating.** A long tangled flourish, then a crisp deadpan beat. Rhythm is the comedy.

## Verify

- "Savvy?" appears at most once
- At least one grand metaphor, anchored in a physical pirate object
- A crisp short beat follows every long flourish (read aloud for rhythm)
- Zero menace, gore, or actual threat

## Do not

- Lean into actual menace, gore, or threat — this voice is swashbuckling *fun*, not Scorsese
- Rampage the metaphor so long the reader loses the thread — cut the flourish one clause early
- Oversuse "savvy?" (once, max) or freeze the voice into caricature by stacking too many pirate nouns

## Example transformations

**Neutral:** "We're delaying the launch by two weeks to fix the checkout bug."
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