# anti-patterns

A reference list of known SDLC anti-patterns that great_cto agents cite when they push back on an architecture, a plan or a diff.

- skill · `type=skill` · Claude Code, Codex, Cursor, GitHub Copilot, Gemini CLI, OpenCode · ★ 107
- Author: avelikiy
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- Source: https://github.com/avelikiy/great_cto/tree/HEAD/skills/anti-patterns/SKILL.md
- Updated: 2026-10-24
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## What it does

The skill hands the agent a vocabulary for saying no. An architect drafting an ADR, a PM splitting work into tasks, a developer reaching for a quick fix, support tracing an incident — all of them can name the problem instead of vaguely objecting. “That is A-3, a synchronous chain” is something a user can argue with.

Five sections sit inside. Architecture: god service, distributed monolith, synchronous chains, premature optimisation, resume-driven development. Process: big-bang rewrite, hero culture, plans with no rollback path, tasks with no timebox. Code: god class, stringly typed statuses, catch-and-continue, hardcoded secrets. There is also a UI section — chips that mean nothing, placeholder imagery — and an ops one covering missing SLOs, alert spam, blame in post-mortems and snowflake servers.

Every entry carries a code (A-1, P-3, C-4), the smell that gives it away, why it hurts and a concrete fix. The skill is limited to `Read`, `Grep` and `Glob`, so it inspects files under `docs/**`, `src/**` and `lib/**` without touching them. The catalogue also states where it should not apply: hobby projects, learning exercises, throwaway code marked for deletion. Anti-patterns are about scale, and quoting A-2 on a side project just looks silly.

## Install

### Claude Code (native platform)

1. **Skills CLI (Vercel)**
```bash
npx skills add avelikiy/great_cto --skill anti-patterns -a claude-code
```

2. **Manually: put the files in place**
- File: `~/.claude/skills/anti-patterns/SKILL.md` — Copy the whole skill folder; for one project use .claude/skills/anti-patterns/

### Codex

1. **Skills CLI (Vercel)**
```bash
npx skills add avelikiy/great_cto --skill anti-patterns -a codex
```

2. **Manually: put the files in place**
- File: `.agents/skills/anti-patterns/SKILL.md` — For all projects use ~/.agents/skills/

### Cursor

1. **Skills CLI (Vercel)**
```bash
npx skills add avelikiy/great_cto --skill anti-patterns -a cursor
```

2. **Manually: put the files in place**
- File: `.cursor/skills/anti-patterns/SKILL.md` — Cursor also reads .agents/skills/ and .claude/skills/

### GitHub Copilot

1. **GitHub CLI**
```bash
gh skill install avelikiy/great_cto anti-patterns
```

2. **Manually: put the files in place**
- File: `.github/skills/anti-patterns/SKILL.md`

### Gemini CLI

1. **Skills CLI (Vercel)**
```bash
npx skills add avelikiy/great_cto --skill anti-patterns -a gemini-cli
```

2. **Platform CLI**
```bash
gemini skills install https://github.com/avelikiy/great_cto --path skills/anti-patterns
```

### Windsurf (Devin Desktop)

**Manually: put the files in place**
- File: `.devin/skills/anti-patterns/SKILL.md` — The legacy .windsurf/skills/ path still works

### OpenCode

**Skills CLI (Vercel)**
```bash
npx skills add avelikiy/great_cto --skill anti-patterns -a opencode
```

### Claude.ai

**Claude.ai**
- Zip the folder and upload it in Settings → Capabilities → Skills

Where a file is given instead of a command, copy the files from the source to that path: https://github.com/avelikiy/great_cto/tree/HEAD/skills/anti-patterns/SKILL.md

## When to use it
- explain in review why a distributed monolith costs more than it gives
- catch a god service before it lands in the architecture
- reject a big-bang rewrite in favour of strangler-fig
- trace an incident back to a known anti-pattern
- record alternatives in an ADR when the plan's author disagrees

## Example prompts
- Check this ADR for anti-patterns and name them by code
- Break the feature into tasks of four hours or less with done criteria
- Read the diff and tell me if there is catch-and-continue or stringly typed status

## Source text · SKILL.md · MIT

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---
name: anti-patterns
description: Catalogue of known SDLC anti-patterns that great_cto agents must actively reject when reviewing architecture, plans, code, or post-mortems. Used by architect (pre-impl), pm (planning), senior-dev (impl), l3-support (post-incident).
when_to_use: |
  Apply when:
  - architect is writing ARCH/ADR and might be tempted by a known bad pattern
  - pm is decomposing tasks and the breakdown smells like a known failure mode
  - senior-dev is implementing and considers a "quick fix" that is anti-pattern
  - l3-support is doing root-cause and finds an anti-pattern as the cause
  - any agent reviewing third-party code that exhibits anti-patterns
effort: low
allowed-tools: Read, Grep, Glob
paths:
  - "docs/**"
  - "src/**"
  - "lib/**"
---

# SDLC anti-patterns to reject

Reference catalogue. Cite the anti-pattern by name when blocking a
proposal — gives the user a clear vocabulary to discuss the issue.

## Architecture anti-patterns

### A-1. God service
**Smell:** One service does auth, billing, search, file storage, and email.
**Why bad:** Single deploy unit, single point of failure, every team
touches it, change velocity drops over time.
**Fix:** Split by business capability (DDD bounded context).

### A-2. Distributed monolith
**Smell:** 12 microservices but they share a database and deploy together.
**Why bad:** All cost of distributed (latency, eventual consistency, ops
overhead) with none of the benefits (independent deploy, isolation).
**Fix:** Either truly separate (own DB, own deploy pipeline) or merge.

### A-3. Synchronous chains
**Smell:** Request → Service A → Service B → Service C → Service D.
**Why bad:** Compound failure probability, p99 latency adds up.
**Fix:** Async with events, or co-locate hot path.

### A-4. Premature optimization
**Smell:** Custom Redis Lua scripts, hand-tuned binary protocols, before
the first paying user.
**Why bad:** Complexity cost paid up front, never recouped.
**Fix:** Start simple. Optimize when you have load data.

### A-5. Resume-driven development
**Smell:** "Let's use Kubernetes / GraphQL / event sourcing / DDD" with
no current pain it solves.
**Why bad:** Optimizes for engineer's resume, not user's outcome.
**Fix:** Ask "what's the simplest thing that could work?"

## Plan / process anti-patterns

### P-1. Big-bang rewrite
**Smell:** "Let's rewrite this in <new framework>."
**Why bad:** 80% of rewrites fail. The old system has years of bug fixes
baked in.
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